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Extortion
“It’s extortion you know,” Bill scowled at the blue Macaw, “those bloody nuts are expensive.”
The Macaw turned and eyed his owner, “Squawk … ‘What are you doing with that ax Bill? No Bill, NO! AHHHHHHH’ squawk”
Bill handed the bird another nut.
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Til next time ~Peace ~JPP
Oh my! I was scared for a minute. You certainly had me going. Good one JP!
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I often have a somewhat warped sense of the world. We had a parakeet when I was a child that used to say wildly inappropriate things (swear words) whenever our local pastor came to visit. It was hilarious!
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Haha!
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